jono

A supreme arabaian that lives in a hole

HEY!, jono go shank that nig he is mad doggin you

by HLO January 17, 2008

jono

also spelled jonno, or johnno.

A Redneck - In Australia it is colloquially used as a name for the stereotypical 'Aussie bloke over the back fence'. Usually equipped with stubbies, a wife beater, some sunburn, and a beer in hand.

origin - abbreviation of a common name, usually Jonathan, John or Johnston.

Looks like that pack of jonos nextdoor are having another barbie.

by slo21 February 14, 2007

jongo

A word used to describe a n00b with no graphics card and so has to revert to playing rubbish n00b games.

You are such a jongo, you have to play eve online LOL!

by Homo McGuill August 31, 2006

Dirty Jonothan

When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra

Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg

by Brosephene April 2, 2020

Kimkimz and jonjonz

A Kimkimz and jonjonz is a very affectionate, loving display of affection. Usually described by infinite passionate kisses while simultaneously rubbing noses.

Do you see those two over there?
Yeah. That's a "Kimkimz and jonjonz "

by Jonathan Huynh December 20, 2008

jono

When some one give a hand job

Yeah I gave Jono a jono

by seven March 25, 2003

Jono

A person who rarely sees the popular movies of the time.

Person 1: "Hey have u seen that new James Bond movie?"

Person 2: "No I don't think I will"

Person 2: "You're such a Jono!"

by ScousersFC December 21, 2008