Johan

Awesome
Handsome
Usually the most popular guy in the class and everyone loves him... He is tall, blue eyes, dark blonde hair, brown skin, and timberland shoes.

Oh My God... Look, he is such a Johan... I love him.

by XDunicorn February 01, 2017

Johan

Johan is a name for a very sad and lonely guy. A Johan rarely has any friends at all and they often sob in their room alone on friday nights when their friends are out partying.

You see that kid there? The lonely one? i bet he is a Johan

by Hahahihihaha December 11, 2016

Johan

He is a really sexy and hot guy everybody wants to bee like him. If a girl see him they are feeling dying becuase his too hot!

Oh there is Johan he is so hot! I want him in my bed.

by bananen433 December 12, 2016

Johan

A therapy man

You know that therapy man, Johan?

by IHaveAChild May 25, 2022

Johan

A Shoe Thief

"Hey bro I just got these brand new air jordans" "Better watch out for Johan"

by pink_butter November 24, 2021

johan

the most idiotic person on earth, so mad he is like a mad dog following you around.i wish i could trample him...

johan is an idiot

by coolpineapple October 09, 2020

Johan

A man who appears lady like from how unlikeable they usually are

“That guy over there is such a Johan”

by JohanHater December 12, 2018