by anonymous December 3, 2021
Get the Johan van den hurk mug.a person that think they are a boy but in reality they actually is a girl that is very feminin. they often have long blond hair and have a pussy. they also often say that they are white but are always very black and live in the hood with their niggers. also love to mute people on dicord because they are toxic.
by jo-han 6969 November 2, 2019
Get the johan mug.Johan is a very nice person , he will always try to put a smile on someones face. Very outgoing , really happy . The loyalist boy you will ever meet . Never take him for granted because you are going to regret it . You could be very good friends with a johan because he will always be there for you.
by Menely November 20, 2020
Get the Johan mug.Being so perfect and prodigious at something you've never, ever made a mistake once - not even when heavily distracted. Origin: JS Bach and an old promotional Christopher Guest/ Nigel Tufnel video for (free) Steve Vai guitar lessons.
Meshuggah were so good last night, they kept on johanning through Bleed even though both guitarists' effects pedals broke and they had to use unprocessed clean-tones, the drummer left halfway through for a dump but still kept on playing, the shouter self-immolated and the stage collapsed. Not one note out of place - and they used every note on the 8 strings at least once in the solo, which was a perfectly ruined chromatic improvisation, compared to the written, carefully considered album solo. Oh you really must see them live Betty - it's truly marvellous! Bravo Meshuggah!
by Person Who Uses Words November 29, 2020
Get the Johanning mug.Johan is a male name which is more popular Norway and Sweden. Johan has no sense of economic taste and do not follow what the leader says. He ignores his orders to keep his savings straight. A male with the name Johan usually scream. " DEN BETALER FOR SEG SJØØØØØL" if he is trying to prove others wrong. Despite his anger and his slogan Johan is a very lovely male and caring person.
You’re such a lucky person if u have a connection with a Johan
You’re such a lucky person if u have a connection with a Johan
by pepegris November 6, 2020
Get the Johan mug.Johan is the kind of guy who does nothing and impress all girls around him. He is the talk of a girls hostel. He has a reserved nature and has very few people in his close circle. He might have a problem in socialising but that doesn't stop him from getting girls.
He is daring to do anything and wanted to try out anything and everything that seems exciting. He is such a pure soul.
He is a lazy guy but once he gets in mood he is a power-pack of everlasting energy
He is a great friend whom you never ever wanna loose. Having a Johan as your best friend is the best feeling you can have. He is the best to try out crazy things with.
He is a super cool guy . He can be hot and cute at the same time. He is so good at heart that even his girl best friend might feel like saying him..
LOL You just can't stop telling about him once you start...
He is certainly someone everyone wishes to have in their life
He is daring to do anything and wanted to try out anything and everything that seems exciting. He is such a pure soul.
He is a lazy guy but once he gets in mood he is a power-pack of everlasting energy
He is a great friend whom you never ever wanna loose. Having a Johan as your best friend is the best feeling you can have. He is the best to try out crazy things with.
He is a super cool guy . He can be hot and cute at the same time. He is so good at heart that even his girl best friend might feel like saying him..
LOL You just can't stop telling about him once you start...
He is certainly someone everyone wishes to have in their life
When someone is lazy: "he is playing Johan"
When you see someone cute and hot ant the same time: He is Johan
When you see someone cute and hot ant the same time: He is Johan
by anonymous April 9, 2021
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