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JIZZY ON MY GLIZZY 

When you Jizz on someone else's hot dog.
He got jizzy all over my glizzy.
My glizzy is now jizzed.
JIZZY ON MY GLIZZY-when you jizz on someone else's glizzy.

Jizzy Queef

When a mf jizz in your hole and you queef it out
Hey Ethan I just hella jizzy queefed in that bitch
Damn Karma you savage
Jizzy Queef by Perinea August 9, 2022

Jizzy with the tool 

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.
"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."
Jizzy with the tool by TrilliASF September 24, 2022

Jizzy burp 

That was a jizzy burp
Or

That burp was jizzy
Jizzy burp by Cappybara123 August 14, 2023

Jizzy January 

Often used to describe the event in January where you jizz (cum) everyday in January. Many people pass this event each year and it is widely celebrated.
Holy shit, Jizzy January was so easy this year
Jizzy January by grassifyedlawn February 18, 2024

JIZZY GLIZZY 

A no no dirty position that is only for the iron willed, where you lay down and ur female partner gets a toothpick and sticks it in the Métis and sits on it leading to a very painful experience that pays back in a very pleasing manner usually used in the back of a BJ’s family restroom (also called the Bhutanese dragon chimney if you are in Asia)
My girl gave me the best JIZZY GLIZZY in my life and now I have 18 african kids (I’m white)
JIZZY GLIZZY by Wkdmsm February 23, 2024