JaZeroX

Number 1.
Number-Fucking One!

There will be fucking murders!

by Toekzy McVeigh December 21, 2004

jizzerdoodle

Similar to a snickerdoodle, but substitute semen for cinnamon.

I made a batch of jizzerdoodles for my girlfriends birthday. She said she was on a diet, I said they were low fat, and she sucked em down.

by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011

Jiberish

A Language That You Can't Understand!!! Also Can Be Random Words Spoken Very Fast!!! (Also Can Be Spelled Giberish!!)

Fred: Tuna Fish Bakes Cookies!!!!
Timmy: Da Ftuid Ssjhr Fr Dfsa!!!
Fred: HA! L0L!!!!
Timmy: Don't You Love Speaking Jiberish!!!

by bobvsjeff April 4, 2009

jizzeria

when your compulsively, uncontrollably cumming similar to the uncontrollableness of diarrhea.

his pants are soaked and its not pee, its jizzeria

by Famousto0 February 20, 2008

jizzert

When a dude is about to jizz in a girls mouth, he grabs whip cream and unloads in her mouth and fills her mouth with whip cream and she eats it- Jizzert. Also a strawberry may be added to increase flavor.

She wasnt expecting it when i grabbed a can of whip cream came in her mouth and filled it with whip cream and stuffed a strawberry in her mouth, it was a strawberry jizzert.

by Ray Reynolds February 24, 2008

Jizzery

Anything that has the ability to cause happiness and sadness at the same time.

I heard that new song from Anthony and Johnsons and it was pure jizzery.

by rimbaudsix August 22, 2009

cosmic jelly-bean jizzer

someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.

Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!

by Gentleman thief April 26, 2010