Jewish Tune-Up 

The act of putting one's car up for sale.

My car is running like shit so I gave it a Jewish tune-up.

Jewish Tune-Up by magooooooooooooo February 3, 2008

jewish mother 

a mother of the jewish religion who is overly uptight, protective and complains a lot

Mom, stop making me eat. I don't need a coat. your such a jewish mother.

jewish mother by spamee January 28, 2004

Jewish Surprise 

Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.

Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!

Jewish Surprise by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

Jewish Kryptonite 

Free ham.

A paradox created for a hungry Jew by a generous miscreant.

Jewish Kryptonite! Now what do I do? Oy vey!

Jewish Kryptonite by Salacious January 1, 2009

Jewish nose 

A nose that most Jews have that is a bit hooked down and sometimes larger, though the size doesn't matter.

The only way I could tell he was Jewish was his jewish nose.

Jewish nose by I am smart like that hehehehe March 20, 2010

Jewish Bankroll 

A wallet with only single dollar bills and loose change inside.

"Your wallet resembles one of a jewish bankroll, so afraid to part with your big bills, only singles."

"Why are you picking up pennies, are you gonna add to your jewish bankroll?"

Jewish Bankroll by Peshotto October 2, 2007

jewish water 

ordering a "water" at a fast food restaurant, only to fill it up with some other beverage of your choosing when no employees are looking. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and would therefore partake in this activity.

mike: i'm hella thirsty, let's hit up captain d's man

tyrone: ok, shit, i only have a dollar, but i'm really thirsty too

mike: it's cool dude, let's just get jewish waters and then we'll have enough money to get food too!

jewish water by mike hunt96 December 25, 2009