Dr. Jerkyll and Miss. Hyde

To jerk or not to jerk? That is the question. Essentially, you take your little lady out to a nice evening on the town, treating her to a fine meal and such. Being the nice guy you are, you invite her back home to the tune of a few hits of LSD. 30 minutes later you find yourself masterbating at a furious pace of 100 beats a minute, chasing your girl around the house screaming "I am Spartacus" and tossing little pickles at the back of her head.

You then wake up the next morning to your car keys in your ass and a pug humping itself.

"Dr. Jerkyll and Miss. Hyde, the gift that keeps on giving."

by sac-a-jew-ias July 5, 2012

jerl

Someone who wants to say something jerky but always says the wrong thing.

Kim tried to call me a jerk but she said jerl instead. She is such a jerl.

by PatBloom February 27, 2008

Ben and Jerryland

Ben andJerryland is another name for Vermont.

Sen. Sanders comes from Ben and Jerryland.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

Jereliz

Jereliz is a very funny and outgoing person, and is very blunt with her answers. She really loves rock bands and can make any references any time. She has long brown hair, and a very pretty smile. She’s the type of person who can give you a very honest answer. She also can be a bad bitch when she wants to.

Mike: “Did you see Gina at the party last night.”
Jake: “Yeah she was a real Jereliz”

by Baddie2437 November 11, 2018

Dirty Jerald

When your penis is so small, you talk to much shit, and you enjoy the comforts of a Bangkok lady boy.

I was playing WoW last night and that guy was a Dirty Jerald.

by B-Rad6977 June 24, 2023

jerl

to inadvertently approach a hostile entity, causing it to attack.

Max jerled a grizzly bear when he came out of the tent last night.

by Rommella September 20, 2008

Jerlynn

this guy get hella girls and has the biggest dick ever and if a girl has sex with him her pussy and ass is over and this dude is the coolest guy to be with he can do all cool things like do a hundred backflips while fall out of a plane and shit this nigga is amazing as Fuck!!!!

Girl: Jerlynn you wanna fuck
Jerlynn: sure baby lets go!
2 hours later
Doctor: sorry you wont be able to be fucked again.
Girl. Jerlynn imma kill you!
' Jerlynn runs'

by kyle rectum March 6, 2019