hang my jersey up

To get into a relationship and off the market

Yeah I met this girl man I think it’s time for me to hang my jersey up

by Hurry up and buy February 16, 2019

Jersey Dent

It’s a small dent in a can of beer just below the spout caused by the pressure of your thumb. This process helps the beer to flow faster into your mouth as well as a grip and the infamous identification of you misplaced beer!

The "Jersey Dent" fits like a glove or a third hand. This "Pabst Blue Ribbon" is going down like as if I was drinking out of a frosted iced pint glass on a Shut Skateboard!

by ZooJerz aka Ginker March 28, 2008

Jersey Shore

an awful show were everyone has disgusting fake tans.

twinkle twinkle little whore,
your at school not jersey shore,
you're a filthy orange mess,
now go find a longer dress....

by sdcfghjkl;lkj May 5, 2012

Jersey Douche Bag

Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"

Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.

by Larry Tiita September 21, 2009

Jersey Scum

A North Jerseyan's that heads down to South Jersey beginning Memorial Day Weekend and ending roughly Labor Day Weekend. A typical jersey scum can range from the ages of 15 to late 30's. Jersey Scum characteristics are as follows: a person that drinks in excessive amount, is in search for a fight, a frequent drug user, a sex addict, a "Guido", a gang member, anyone whom enters the Seaside Heights Boardwalk with a Weapon of Choice preferably a knife or brass knuckles. to Locate a Jersey Scum just stand on a street corner of the Jersey shore at anytime of day but primarily in the late night hours when they are being arrest and/or thrown out of a club. The main purpose of a Jersey Scum is to Get drunk and high start a fight and have sex with multiple people all in one night at the jersey shore

I was walking on the boardwalk and i got threaten by a jersey scum, he pulled a knife out on me.

Jake is such a jersey Scum he kicked down his own hotel room door because he was drunk and violent

by jerseys finest scum May 25, 2009

Cock Jerkey Elbow

Much like tennis elbow, however it occurs while jerking a cock.

My friend Tbag had to go to the Dr. for his Cock Jerkey Elbow the Dr said "only way to cure Cock Jerkey elbow is quit Jerking off for 3 weeks," now his girlfriend has Cock Jerkey Elbow.

by tbagmartin May 6, 2010

Jersey thing

A really, really annoying thing that people from New Jersey say when the do something they can't explain.

Joe: What's a muff cabbage?
Jersey kid: Eh, you wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing.
Joe: Whatever... (weirdo)

by muffinonastick October 19, 2010