Jacob Jerky

The dry skin that peels off when you have sunburn.

Teacher: Have you ever had sunburn so bad your skin starts peeling?
Jacob: (raises hand) Jacob Jerky

by AshMaster5000 March 2, 2023

bone'n'jerry's

getting so excited about some tasty-looking ice cream that you get a boner... can often lead to an icecreamgasm

'Damn that Phish Food's looking at me... I've got such a Bone'n'Jerry's'

by iheartgreenstuff12 March 29, 2010

The Detroit Random Jerry

The Detroit Random Jerry is when you take a piece a piece of cheese and shape it as a dick. You then use the cheese dick to shove it up her ass, you then take your dick and proceed to use it shove the cheese dick even higher up her asshole.

I gave your mom The Detroit Random Jerry

by The Random Jerry December 3, 2017

Fuck me in the ass and call me jerry!

A phrase used to demonstrate lots of excitement and eagerness.

Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!

by Ktvtjvtivtiv February 18, 2019

jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Jerry down

To smoke copius amounts of pot. Often times prior to enjoying an all-you-can-eat buffet. One can Jerry down before during or after work.

I am going to Jerry down tonight, Ogle my sons girlfriends then play Rocky Raccoon.

by TRENCHOLA March 25, 2008

The Jerry

A Bucknell Class of 2011 student that lazes around its filthy dwellings all day long, misses its classes, eats like hell, and sleeps for 12-18 hours per day. Somehow it is still in school and manages to justify going out to party three times per week.

"Hey, look! The Jerry!"
"Hey Jerry!"
"Jerry get the fuck up its 6:00pm"
"Jerry you should have given up fudge for Lent"

by M-Deezy Jr. April 26, 2009