A bad ass guy that is in the madness series that pwns all. his goatee is only topped by chuck norris' and is possibly the offspring of bruce lee and an angry wolverine.
If your punched by Jebus its like a lion on steroids chasing a gazelle through a field of pixie sticks and unicorn magic then got stabbed by a toothbrush shank made by Mr. T.
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...The man would not tarry that night, but he rose up and departed, and came over against Jebus, which is Jerusalem; and there were with him two asses saddled, his concubine also was with him.
Judges 19:10
Judges 19:10
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The word comes from a popular black name, the mater of whom copulated and have offspring with those migrating from Jerusalem. Jerushanel was born.
The word comes from a popular black name, the mater of whom copulated and have offspring with those migrating from Jerusalem. Jerushanel was born.
Redneck: "What do you call dem Jew Niggers?"
Answerer: "Jerushanel."
The Jerushanel was known as the richest black man, and the poorest jew.
During the holocaust, Jerushanels were known to lurk around the camps at night, because they knew their jewcraft and dark skin could masquerade themselves. No Jerushanels were harmed in the holocaust.
Answerer: "Jerushanel."
The Jerushanel was known as the richest black man, and the poorest jew.
During the holocaust, Jerushanels were known to lurk around the camps at night, because they knew their jewcraft and dark skin could masquerade themselves. No Jerushanels were harmed in the holocaust.
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Get the Jerushanel mug.The Jebusites are a people group who live among the rest of the world. They go around spreading their cult-like religion, forcing their beliefs upon others. They are governed by Carl, the Lord of the Jebusites, who communicates with his hallowed people through the Head Jebusite. Coincidentally, the Head Jebusite is probably the least worthy for that position.
Random well meaning person: Hi
Jebusite: Carl says your a jebusite
Random now Jebusite: Finally!!!!
Jebusite: The Jebusites are a people group who live among the rest of the world. They go around spreading their cult-like religion, forcing their beliefs upon others. They are governed by Carl, the Lord of the Jebusites, who communicates with his hallowed people through the Head Jebusite. Coincidentally, the Head Jebusite is probably the least worthy for that position.
Jebusite: Carl says your a jebusite
Random now Jebusite: Finally!!!!
Jebusite: The Jebusites are a people group who live among the rest of the world. They go around spreading their cult-like religion, forcing their beliefs upon others. They are governed by Carl, the Lord of the Jebusites, who communicates with his hallowed people through the Head Jebusite. Coincidentally, the Head Jebusite is probably the least worthy for that position.
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Get the jeebus crispies mug.Word used in place of Jesus, usually for children who attend church a couple times and assume they aren’t going to hell.
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