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Jebus

A bad ass guy that is in the madness series that pwns all. his goatee is only topped by chuck norris' and is possibly the offspring of bruce lee and an angry wolverine.
If your punched by Jebus its like a lion on steroids chasing a gazelle through a field of pixie sticks and unicorn magic then got stabbed by a toothbrush shank made by Mr. T.
by The word of jesus October 7, 2009
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Jebus

Contrary to popular belief, Jebus is just what some knew as the city of Jerusalem. Go read the Bible you bunch of heathens.
...The man would not tarry that night, but he rose up and departed, and came over against Jebus, which is Jerusalem; and there were with him two asses saddled, his concubine also was with him.

Judges 19:10
by NOCTVRNVS July 19, 2005
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Jebus

The actual lord and messiah. NOT the same as that fake ass fairy tale Jesus (Hey-Zeus)
Jebus is teh pwn
by Anonymous March 12, 2003
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Jerushanel

A prejudicial term to define a Jewish African American, or a JewNigra, as some would call them.

The word comes from a popular black name, the mater of whom copulated and have offspring with those migrating from Jerusalem. Jerushanel was born.
Redneck: "What do you call dem Jew Niggers?"

Answerer: "Jerushanel."

The Jerushanel was known as the richest black man, and the poorest jew.

During the holocaust, Jerushanels were known to lurk around the camps at night, because they knew their jewcraft and dark skin could masquerade themselves. No Jerushanels were harmed in the holocaust.
by Disciple of Melek Ta'us April 6, 2010
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Jebusite

The Jebusites are a people group who live among the rest of the world. They go around spreading their cult-like religion, forcing their beliefs upon others. They are governed by Carl, the Lord of the Jebusites, who communicates with his hallowed people through the Head Jebusite. Coincidentally, the Head Jebusite is probably the least worthy for that position.
Random well meaning person: Hi
Jebusite: Carl says your a jebusite
Random now Jebusite: Finally!!!!

Jebusite: The Jebusites are a people group who live among the rest of the world. They go around spreading their cult-like religion, forcing their beliefs upon others. They are governed by Carl, the Lord of the Jebusites, who communicates with his hallowed people through the Head Jebusite. Coincidentally, the Head Jebusite is probably the least worthy for that position.
by Perry December 12, 2016
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jeebus crispies

for people who don't know how to spell Jesus Christ or people who don't want to offend someone
by BlueMist12 August 2, 2017
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Jebus

Word used in place of Jesus, usually for children who attend church a couple times and assume they aren’t going to hell.
Sweet jebus your mum looked so fucking sexy today.
by Beefy potato-rito March 28, 2019
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