jetsam

Applies to personal items collected from Airline passengers at gate security terminals.

Fred the security guard at Gate A gazed lazily at the large boxes of jetsam collected from airplane passengers in the last three hours of his shift.

by Jerry Swayne September 18, 2008

Judy Jetson

Cartoon chick who was the daughter of George Jetson in the ingenious cartoon "the jetsons".

Judy Jetson seemed to be in love with a new guy in every episode.

by lunar shadows June 16, 2004

jetskiing

to jet ski your missus

your missus assumes doggy position, taking hold of her wrists,slid down over her ass,pressing your puckered lips firmly against her pussy beging to blow a good firm rassberry whilst pulling her onto your face . now your jetskiing

by phantom skier February 12, 2009

Jecsan

A real ass dude who cares his friends and family, He could get bitches but chooses not to. He is also very smart , gives good advice and knows how to a treat a girl right.

“ Yeah he totally reminds me of a Jecsan”.

by Burnout January 22, 2021

Jets

The true New York football team, and in most years the better one. The New Jersey Giants can bite me, I'm a real New Yorker. Home of Curtis Martin.

Giants, Giants, Giants, the Jets are always in their shadow.

The Jets made the playoffs again under Herm Edwards! Much better than Jeremy Shockey and those arrogant Giants and their fans who live all over New Jersey, northern Pennsylvania, and Orange County, NY. We Jet fans are home-grown New Yorkers.

by Crazyswordsman January 18, 2005

Cool your jets

Relax.

Calm down.

Don't get excited.

Just in case you UD kiddies forgot, this is virtual reality. Things aren't always what they seem. There are trolls everywhere; including the UD admins that love to toy with you because they have your basic information acquired from your email and IP address. Are you assuming the worst in your BFs, GFs, or BFFs? If so, cool your jets. When there's a nerd that you love to hate because you assume they stabbed you in the back (and the front), think again. They might actually be a true friend that's tried their damnest to have your back (to no avail), but since there's life outside of the internet, stuff slips through the cracks. Have mercy! :D

by walking on eggshells October 10, 2013

Benny and the Jets

A song with a ridicuolously addicting beat which may inspire one to break out into song or dance, more than likely on a bar top or crowded city street.

And/Or

A disease/disorder which may cause confidence or possibly a zombie like trance.

"So last night was weird. Rita went all Benny and the Jets on me!"

by Cinderella7117 March 1, 2009