jeb

Used to describe someone or something that is a complete and utter mess. A big fat mistake and everybody knows it. A complete waste. Someone who is so weak that it's laughable

Friend 1: I spent all last night playing Fortnite instead of studying for the midterm. Why am I such a jeb?

Friend 2: a BIG. fat. jeb. For once I wasn't a jeb and actually studied. Repent from your jebbish ways or else your GPA is gonna be a jeb too

(Other forms include: jebbing, jebbish, jebbishly )

by Dorian Banisterr June 12, 2018

Jeb

Someone who's always lost. 5'10, white, skinny, pale. Jeb loves to stare at people. He is desperate to understand what is going on around him, but is always confused. Poor Jeb. He is popular and has many girlfriends.

babe, what's jeb doing?
he's looking at a tennis ball

Who's that guy staring at me?
Jeb. He's autistic

Who's that guy staring at me?
Probably Jeb. He's autistic.

by unluckydog May 29, 2024

Jeb

Someone who likes to suck the life out of people, has a hot cousin, eats cottage cheese, looks like john mayer , makes fun of “accents”, resides in illofnoise

fuck all jebs

by iwanttoeatriley August 14, 2022

Jeb Zhaniel

He is the most handsome libra there is in history~ Nobody can beat his handsomeness~ All girl shall bow before him and worship him to the extent of their life~

Jeb Zhaniel is the God of beauty.

by Fritty Yoonn May 16, 2022

Jebbed

To be interrupted by nonsense at your place of employment

I was busy finishing paperwork today and I got jebbed by Shane

by BrianP-185h-org May 4, 2024

Jebbing

An expression used by Gen Z youth to indicate they are consuming hypothetical Jeb Bush premium content, and are subscribed to his monetized media endeavors.

"Hey sorry Aleandrous, I can't hang out tonight because I'll be Jebbing it up pretty hard."

"I jebbed so hard last night, I woke up with a major headache. Being a Jebber rocks."

by dudenreal January 22, 2024

Jeb

It is what itis

"Hey... do you wanna... Jeb with me?" Farts Cutely

by Theonewhowrotejeb December 3, 2024