crusty toe jammer

Neglecting to wash one's feet for long enough for them to stink like sour tit milk and proceeding to jam your a toe into any hole of the human body. Preferably the big toe for maximum penetration. Also, wiggling of the toe is not required but is a nice touch.

Jake: Dude I have been walking barefoot everyday for the past 2 years since I became a homeless man.

Pat: That's awesome, I see you haven't trimmed those toenails in a few years either

Jake: Hell yea. Best part is that hott ass hobo slut Janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and I get to pick the hole!

by bballpj28 January 18, 2012

Jammer

A large line of cocaine usually forced on to another by way of peer pressure, usually from a close friend. Always sniffed as a line, never as a bump and its size is always too large for what your friend thinks you can handle. The next day, the two friends usually talk about the big jammers taken the night before.

(peer-pressuring best friend) "Come on bro, do a big jammer."

(you) "No way, man."

:somehow you wind up taking multiple jammers:
(the next day)

"so how about those jammers last night!"

by TNT.TNT May 11, 2014

jimmy-jammering

Trying to mess around with smaller pieces of whole to get the whole to work.

How did you get the car to work? Well I was jimmy-jammering with the engine and I finally got it to start.

by preppy325 March 20, 2006

butthole jammer

Punching someone else's butthole with your fist while they are unaware. Usually whilst screaming "BUTTHOLE JAMMA!!!11"
NOT IN A GAY WAY

Alex: Dude, I gave Roland a huge butthole jammer yesturday.

John: Woah...........

by Bing Bong April 6, 2008

jammer

Used to describe a musician who plays in a public area (ie, a show or party) with a number of other musicians; together, they improvise, or jam and it sounds beautiful!
One of the most creative and wonderful practices EVER, jamming is usually assciated with eclectic rock or jazz. Jammers are godlike.

Dude, check out that jammer! He's not following any music and it still sounds awesome!

by annie July 24, 2004

jammer

A stool so large that jams the plumbing in a public crapper, causing an overflow state.

Bill took such a rasty jammer in the fifth floor head that building maintenence had to be summoned immediately.

by Professor Forbin May 4, 2005

Tennessee Log Jammer

The act of forcing a large object ( wood handle, bowling pin, small novalty bat ect,,,) into the anus of a willing and toothless girl from Tennessee or Gloucester City NJ while severly impacting the colon.

I met a girl at a bar called the Pirates den and bought her a few drinks, we later went to a motel and she demanded I give her a Tennessee log jammer until she split in two!

by Transamguy December 17, 2012