michael jackson

to be innovative original perfection

did you see those dance moves i was so michael jackson

by andryce76 June 27, 2006

Michael Jackson

He is a music genre himself.

Person A: Hey, what genre do you listen to?
Person B: Michael Jackson.

by Anonymous Music Genre September 16, 2009

dirty jackson

A Dirty Jackson is when you have just finished polishing your rocket and you bust all in your hand. You then take the hand wit the nut all in it and smack someone in the face. This is a Dirty Jackson.

"Tom gave Ryan a Dirty Jackson last night while he was sleeping."

"I woke up with skeet all on my cheek this morning, but it was in the shape of a hand print, like someone smacked me with skeet all in their hand after they jacked off." Ryan said when he woke up.

by yabba dabba dooo September 10, 2008

Jackson County Muzzleloader

Similar to the Montana Musket Loader but in place of a woman, its your cousin. When you are making sweet love to your cousin you throw some good ol' Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minute or two you take it out and place it on your cousin's anus and stuff it in with your penis.

I wanted to hunt this morning but I got a Jackson County Muzzleloader last night and I won't be able to walk until I'm ready for another beer, which is now.

by Dirt606 February 18, 2021

Jason Todd

The act of being beaten to death by a clown with a crowbar.

Person 1: You see that asshole over there?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: I'm about to Jason Todd his ass.

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 7, 2021

Pulling a Jason

The act in which of avoiding a person(s) for multiple weeks in order for them to leave you alone and to stop being so clingy.

She was to afraid to break up with (insert name here), so instead she started Pulling A Jason on him

by ChasingGhosts May 14, 2013

Michael Jackson Principle

1. Returning good for evil; also: responding to the darkness in others by putting more light back into the world.
2. Generosity of spirit even in the face of the small-minded, willfully ignorant, or hateful.

The capacity to give on a global scale is rare, but a sure sign of the Michael Jackson Principle.

by SayItAgainAgain December 10, 2012