flapper jacker

A person who steal your pancakes in the morning.

Hey you gotta look out for bill he is a big time flapper jacker.

by Mikeyismad94 May 30, 2016

Jive Jacker

A Jive Jacker is someone who does something so good, he defines the perfection of his actions by just doing it regularly. He/She "owns" whatever skills and abilities people are watching, mostly in disbelief. It looks like they're cheating somehow, but true "Jive Jackers" never lie, never cheat, and just do it like a god.

"I was watching Michael Philips swim in the Olympics 2008 and in 2012, and that guy is a Jive Jacker. Too good, too fast, I'm hoping he ain't a Lance" (Lance Armstrong=cheater). Man, he walked away with the most medals of anyone in history! He's a top notch Jive Jacker."

by RurikBloodaxe January 6, 2013

Swagger Jacker

Someone who steals another individuals swag or style

Guy 1 : You look fly homie
Guy2 : I know
Guy 1 : That guy is dreesed the same as you man
Guy2 : He is a fucking swagger jacker lets jump him

by Joe Boy Tell em May 28, 2009

Cracker Jacker

A person who only goes for white people.

I'm a curry grinder but Jammie here, is a Cracker Jacker . She wants Ryan's 4 inch dick.

by misunderstood destroyer January 27, 2017

cracker jacker

A white man that chronically masturbates

Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!

by afilthyrwner September 2, 2009

ass jacker

Someone who lubes up his dick and uses his girlfriend's ass cheek to rub the head against while he jerks off.

David totally jerked off on my ass this morning!
No way!
Yeah, he greased it up and everything!
Wow! Your boyfriend is totally a pervy ass jacker!
I know! It's really hot!

by IheartJewishDick July 2, 2011

Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

by scodder April 30, 2010