Troublesome condition that occurs in males from not shaving their genitals with a good razor or from not doing an adequate job of shaving do to fear of getting a dick nick or ball scrape. Takes a few days to show but usually only lasts 2 to 4 days.
by Kacey2012 February 22, 2014
The microscopic particles commonly found on St. Augustine grass that cause an unbearable itching sensation when one happens to come in contact with said grass.
by Accruedd December 02, 2010
(Bill itching his crotch.)
Jim:Dude, it looks like you have A MAJOR CASE of Jock itch.
Bill:Yeah. I forgot to clean up after i wanked.
Jim:Oh, in that case, you have Jack Itch.
Jim:Dude, it looks like you have A MAJOR CASE of Jock itch.
Bill:Yeah. I forgot to clean up after i wanked.
Jim:Oh, in that case, you have Jack Itch.
by giggity_boobs February 14, 2011
The Forbidden itch sometimes occurs when you are hit with the strong urge to itch your penis while inside a woman. One performs the Forbidden itch by inserting a finger into the woman's anus and itching your meat sword. It is very satisfying and is the mark of a truly resourceful man.
Oh Man, I was really given it to Sharon hard last night doggy style, when my dick got super itchy. I slid one in her pooper and gave my mini me a good scratch, the Forbidden Itch is the best bro.
by SometimesIcryatNight July 07, 2017
by leejoe March 02, 2009
:yeetus: say gabe itches 10 times fast :me: ok gabeitches gabeitches :me: oh wait :yeetus: *epicly dabs to the sunset*
by ThE RoBoT KiD December 08, 2019
"she give me erie itch"
by hahahahabitchhhh October 22, 2020