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impolitent

1) the desire to post something political/topical but are helpless or powerless in doing so.

2) can’t 'get up' the nerve to post something political/topical
i wanted to post something about the irony of SCOTUS overturning Korematsu, while upholding the travel ban and still have children detained … but feel impolitent
by krazykar June 26, 2018
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Importantʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

important this word can mean many, many things. Again, I will be defining it in my own way of course xD. Anywho-This important will be about someone special!

important means of great significance or value; likely to have a profound effect on success, survival, or well-being.

My definition will be about someone important. My baby is very, very important! They mean a ton to me and I love them more than anything!

He is perfect, at least in my eyes! The best person I have met in a damn long time. Hell, he has helped me through so many things. If its down to a small problem, or something very serious.

I may be a bit dramatic but still, he is there. Nobody could ever replace something so important right? Theres this quote that fits perfect for my situation: ‘when you are important to another person, the person will always find a way to make time for you. No excuses, no lies and no broken promises’. I-messed up a bunch of times..Family stuff got in the way. I still love him so damn much! Like I said in my previous definition, no matter the distance even if it sucks ass.

All I want to do is hold em and tell him that he is enough and all that lovey dovey stuff. But! Again, its the thought that counts! Keep important people by your side, they are the ones who will stay by your side through the ups and downs no matter what!
Person: ‘Im sorry..I cant talk to you today..’
Person 2: ‘hey hey hey its okay, its not that important plus theres always tomorrow!’
Person: ‘but you’re important.’

Importantʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
by Curly fryyyyy June 7, 2020
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Thermal imploder

When you overheat pizza rolls in the microwave and then stuff them up your girl's vag, only to then stomp down on her abdomen as hard as you can so they explode out of her pussy hole giving her third degree burns.

Sharing the pizza rolls over a candlelit dinner afterwards is optional.
The thermal imploder is great for a fun and low effort date night.
by NotJeremyCamp April 7, 2016
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preggo important

It's important because it's what to expect when expecting
Is it preggo important? Sorry I can't help you if it's not
by pip3_triple March 14, 2022
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costco important

Self important because they have a membership to Costco.
by Clifee April 23, 2022
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Goldenberger's Speech Impediment

Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)
(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.
by bonelesspizza December 16, 2016
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