Nintelligent 

An adjective used to describe a person who is extremely good at playing Nintendo games.

Melia is amazing at Mario Kart! That girl is crazy nintelligent.

I just beat Jacob at Super Smash Bros for the fifth time. That boy is the least nintelligent person I know.

Nintelligent by Jacelia January 5, 2011

homeopathic intelligence 

The sort of intelligence possessed by narcissists who spend half the time guffing about how mentally developed they are and spend the other half making the same stupid mistakes ... again and again and again. From the so-called Law of Infinitesimals followed in preparing homeopathic doses, which alleges that the more medicine there is in the medicine, the less medicine there is in the medicine, and vice versa.

Sarah told me how stupid all her classmates are, and then went off to shell out for another month of mildew under her cowboy landlord. She has plenty of intelligence, does ol' Sarah, but I'm afraid it's mostly homeopathic intelligence.

homeopathic intelligence by Fearman April 10, 2008

quasi-intelligencia-nervosa 

some-one who thinks that they are super intellectual and who actually goes around telling people (that they are just that) when in fact they are basically just insecure, neurotic and self-obsessed.

Man I know your sister went to Uni and everything but why's she have to be so "quasi-intelligencia-nervosa" ?

Is that what I'm going to become if I go to Sydney Uni......a "quasi-intelligencia-nervosa" ?

quasi-intelligencia-nervosa by Paleo Boy December 26, 2009

artificial intelligence 

Natural blonde who dyed his/her hair in a dark(er) color.

That girl went to a hairdresser to get some artificial intelligence.

artificial intelligence by Coenie November 14, 2004

Artifacial intelligence 

When a person of known stupidity posts deep and thoughtfull status's or quotes on their facebook status to give themselves the appearance of intelignece or depth.

Man did you see what Kristi put up on Facebook... She is dumb as a sack of hammers but likes to post deep things so she looks smarter. Just another case of artifacial intelligence....

Artifacial intelligence by mojo1269 September 26, 2011

intelligentrification 

The phenomenon where smart people start hanging out with dumb people and become dumber.

I can't believe how much Debbie has changed since she met Robert. There's been complete intelligentrification. I don't think she's played chess in months.

intelligentrification by shadycat June 23, 2008

artificial intelligence 

Describes a program that partly acts like a human. This term can be used to make your code seem smarter than it actually is (it's called marketing.) This concept is sometimes represented in pathetic stock images depicting creepy robots.

If artificial intelligence can't take over the world yet, it can still write poems. That's cool.

artificial intelligence by a2br March 2, 2021