Horsebite

When someone pinches just above the knee with 2 or more fingers which causes either a pleasant and enjoyable sensation or some may find it unpleasent.

John gave Jess a horsebite to see what would happen.

by Javalsta June 13, 2024

Housebeater

Someone who would rather stay inside and masterbate his 3 inch all day, rather than go outside and living. He is the fatest elvis fan ever to live.

Cody: "hey kris, do you want to go get laid"
Kris: "no man, i'm gonna stay inside and take a 30 minute shower with my best girl jackie"
Cody: "your such a housebeater"

by Cody Edwards August 17, 2008

housewife fuck

It is a manner of intercourse primarily in the missionary position in which there is an expression of gentleness, love and compassion. It is often within a Dominant/submissive relationship.

I think I need a housewife fuck this weekend.

by Pudding300 May 21, 2018

Housewife

Someone that stays home after work to take care of the house/home

My wife goes to work and stays home to be a housewife.

by Deathpool December 24, 2021

horsebitch

you think your so fucking funny? you stupid little fat two faced cunt. Honestly I hope you drown in your own saliva.

Is that horsebitch?
Yeah she's a bitch

by Helenski June 2, 2022

Housewife

A woman (or feminine/submissive man) who works from home and does the cooking and cleaning, as well as any other work necessary to keep the house in good shape while her partner is out working or running errands.

“Oh my god. I forgot to put my underwear in the washing machine, its on our bed.”

Jonathan: “I’m your housewife. Don’t worry, I got it.”

by Anonymous Urbaner December 7, 2022

Housewife Shot

When you chug a full glass of wine, preferably white wine. Pinot Grigio, Sav Blanc, etc…

Joe & I ordered a bottle of Pinot Grigio from the bar & proceeded to fill our glasses up evenly. Then we took our Housewife Shots. The only thing missing was some roofies.

by PhatJonSnow February 22, 2023