holy guacamole

OH MY GAWD!!!
To be extremly shocked; in shock.
Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.
by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 3, 2009
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Holy Holes

religious or "sacred" vaginas or arseholes.
I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"
by Shit_4_Brains September 17, 2007
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Holy barnicles

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.
"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Holy Worker

A whore. Also means that the woman referred to is above average polygamous.Holy worker comes from the Greek word "ιερόδουλη" .
Look at this holy worker Maria, That's her 3rd boyfriend this month.
by Dulger March 26, 2021
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Holy Pancake

an alternative to Holy Cow, Holy Shit, etc. Inspired by a news story about a lady who saw Jesus in her pancake.

Notable quotes:
"I saw what looked like, possibly, what people may imagine Jesus would look like, or Moses."

"We used to say, 'Holy cow,' like everybody else, and after this happened, our new expression is, 'Holy pancake!'."

"I think the message is extremely clear that the world had better clean up its act"
Holy pancake, I just stepped in some dog shit.
by Swiggidy January 1, 2008
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Holy Melon

An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.
Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"?
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad
by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019
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holy hippy

One who is so obsessive of being a Christian that they incorporate it into anything. Holy hippies will often wear shirts with phrases such as "He Saves" an lanyard with WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) and wearing bead necklaces with crosses on the end, even if they are guys (note they aren't gay because that would defy the Bible). They will bring up what their Bible study classes tell them if you even mention anything not within limits of the bible.
Person 1: Aw that chick is so f**king hot!
Holy Hippy 1: Dude think of the bible man, don't cuss...
Holy Hippy 2: Yeah WWJD?
by onlineidiot1994 June 30, 2008
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