mud helmet

The fecal matter caked to one's penis after sexual relations in another's anus.

Dude, after ramming Alice in the ass, I had a serious mud helmet!!!

by cobramark20 December 27, 2008

Compression helmet

Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory". The "fun theory" states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.

Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?

Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.

Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!

by Roachey15 August 1, 2009

Helmet hair

Messy hair. The flat, lifeless appearance of hair, or wild, 'uncontrollable' appearance of hair when a motorcycle helmet is removed. Most affected are women and it's a common problem for those with a coiffure.

When she took off her helmet, everyone could see she had 'helmet hair'.

Her 'helmet hair' took a lot of brushing-out before her hair looked nice again.

by ColonelBlimp September 5, 2011

mud on the helmet

A homosexual term for when one guy butt fucks another guy. The "mud" is a crude term for shit in the bottom's anus. The "helmet" is to describe the shape of the head of the penis. When the top (helmet) rams his dick into the anus of the bottom, he gets shit (mud) on it. Thus, "mud on the helmet".

"I fucked my boyfriend so deep I got mud on the helmet."

by rjc July 22, 2006

helmet buffer

one who sucks on the cock.

Yo Gene, check out the DSL on that broad!! She has to be the best helmet buffer, EVER..

by soundchild January 26, 2008

bomb helmet

Very satisfying felatio.

Jenaveve gave me some bomb helmet.

by MC Mantis August 8, 2008

war helmet

putting an erected cock and balls over a girls head preferably after a BJ.

I made that ho wear a huge war helmet after she gave my unit a thurough licking.

by Quagmire April 3, 2003