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Heinous Anus Fragrance

Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.
A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.
by keifermail April 15, 2014
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fernal heights

a fictional san francisco neighborhood, based on the actual neighborhood name bernal heights. To go here is to actually just drink OR want to drink an excessive amount of fernet.
dude i took the train to fernal heights last night and ended up chowdering in my bed.
by David Ruiz March 25, 2008
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heinie

a really cute way of saying Ass
You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie
by corso954 May 13, 2005
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Bile yer heid

To be told to "Bile yer Heid" or Boil Your Head, is to be told not to be so ridiculous or to be so absurd. Can also be used as a term of exclamation if someone is doing something stupid and its annoying to you. It is a common phrase in old scots but is still used today.
Away n' bile yir head ya stumur, dont be sae stupit! Or 5 grand for THAT, away an bile yer heid!
by Scots Phrases Rock! March 22, 2005
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blowjob height

When a girl is so short that she could give blowjobs while standing.
Dayum dude..that girl over there is so short she's blowjob height
by someone bored September 16, 2006
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swing heil

Popularized by the Historical Fiction movie "Swing Kids" (starring Robert Sean Leonard and Christian Bale) whom yelled "Swing Heil!" instead of "Seig Heil!" in pride of loving swing music and being the counterculture rebels of the Hitler Youth.
In Nazi Germany, there was a counterculture group who loved American Swing music (which was banned for it was not German as well as much was by African Americans or Jews), wore their hair long, opposed Nazism, and went to clubs in the middle of the night to dance to this swing music. Nazis occasionally went to check in on such clubs, which by then the band was given the cue to play German music and all that were swing dancing only seconds ago had begun stepping in a traditional German dance so they did not get in trouble. However, the outcome of the Swing Kids' lives depended on how they reacted when dealing with the fear of being reported and taken by the Nazis versus being rebels and standing for what they believed in.
PETER!" Willie yelled, watching his big brother being driven away, off to starve and be tortured in a concentration camp like their father had- "Peter!" he yelled again. He then saw his brother's umbrella in a puddle by his feet. He then picked it up, raised it above his head and chanted back to his brother with tears and pride. "SWING HEIL! SWING HEIL!!
by InkedDoll July 31, 2011
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Raunchy Heimlich

When you're tag teaming a bitch doggystyle and guy #1 fucks her so hard that she pukes all over guy #2s dick. Unphased guy 2 crams his dick back down her throat makes her shit on guy #1s dick.
I think we're both gonna need a shower bro, that raunchy heimlich was fuckin' intense brother.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
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