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healthy, wealthy, and wise

A highly-desirable status attainable in one of three ways:
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
Pre-med student: I'm not sure I wanna spend my whole life workin' with blood 'n' guts every day.
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
by QuacksO February 23, 2017
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healthy relationship

Person 1: what do you think a healthy relationship looks like?

Person 2: Jackson and Sophie
by Pulsyylol December 3, 2022
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healthy where you can

adjective- used to describe the small and token healthy part of a generally unhealthy and fatty meal
Diet coke with any McDonalds or Burger King meal is healthy where you can.
by Roob Dogg February 24, 2008
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healthy worker effect

This effect suggests that individuals who remain employed tend to be healthier than those who retire or leave the workforce due to health reasons. Essentially, individuals who are healthier and have fewer health issues are more likely to be able to continue working past the retirement age, while those with poorer health or underlying conditions may be more inclined or forced to retire at the statutory age.
Studies show the healthy worker effect is real; people who stay employed often stay healthier, while those who retire early due to health issues tend to be in worse shape.
by Emotional Cruiser October 30, 2025
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healthy jarn

person 1 "Who's that healthy jarn over there?"
person 2"probably Cardi B"
by GTK!!! February 26, 2024
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Healthy

a way better way of saying something is cool or sick
yo that tie-dye bomber jacket is healthy
by macdaddymains March 23, 2021
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Chucked a healthy

Used to avoid covid testing or avoid admitting to covid symptoms to avoid isolation and restrictions.
Bro, how’d you get over the border coughing like that?

Easy, I chucked a healthy.
by Chuckitrealgood December 30, 2021
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