david hasselhoff

King of the internet! with help from Pipex

I am David Hasselhoff, KING OF THE INTERNET!

by tommy060289 August 6, 2006

Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism

a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram

First appearing on bash.org, Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is defined and featured exclusively only on one other site.

I believe that word was a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism.

by Andrew Fang September 12, 2004

rebecca hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff's 12-yr-old daughter who filmed him when he was so shitfaced it wasn't even funny!

i give props to rebecca hasselhoff for successfully hasselhoffing her dad on youtube.

by Carmina> June 12, 2007

hasselhoffing

v. The act of throwing a canned alcoholic beverage into a shallow body of water while yelling, "HASSELHOFF!", and running in to "save" the drink by pounding it in front of beach spectators.

The crowd was applauding Greg after Hasselhoffing that beer in front of those 4 hot chicks during Spring Break 2010 Pensacola, FL.

by jojoker March 16, 2010

Hassman

The original name of The Hoff, The Hassman, the legend, is clearly one of the planets most greatest men. His hair, Tight Trousers, Shirt with 3 buttons undone, silver cowboy belt... the list go's on. A flex of his muscles and a quick flash of the tight pants is all it takes to get ALLA DEMMA GAL TO WIND UP THEIR BOOTY & GRIND IT to the sound of the Micky Knight... This man.... This ICON.... THIS... LEGEND that we know as THE KNIGHT RIDER.

"Every man desires him. Every woman aspires to his hairy manliness." THE HASSMAN COMETH

by Krikkers Maggo March 3, 2007

Hasselhoffed

To masterbate furiously to images of David Hasselhoff

Dude, We all know you don't take three showers a day, we know your hasselhoffing in there.

by David Hasselhoff February 9, 2005

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

(Also see HasselAss) A bonde, republican girl who co-hosts "the view." She also has a brain the size of a peanut. She also get's her facts wrong., and should be fired from "the view".

Person A: God I really hate that girl Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Her facts aren't even right!

Person B: Yeah, she even says Obama is a terrorist. What an idiot

by Democrats4ever July 1, 2009