A cool stoner who usually tries to lay back and enjoy life. He is usually accompanied by his stoner friends. (Also known as "hipsters".)
John :"Fuck! The car broke down! What the hell am I supposed to do now!"
Tim: "Dude, relax, why cant you be like a Haseen?!"
John: "You got some weed then?"
Tim: "Dude, relax, why cant you be like a Haseen?!"
John: "You got some weed then?"
by wagawagawaga~Pacman November 7, 2010
Get the Haseen mug.<Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is
<Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do
<Aximili> What is it, then?
<Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram
<Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..
<Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do
<Aximili> What is it, then?
<Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram
<Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..
by cstangle June 1, 2004
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by TOB fo eva January 25, 2005
Get the helly hansen mug.The punishment received when you leave your computer unlocked. The name comes form the fact that the typical punishment is to change the persons background image to some obscene image of David Hasselhoff.
Mr. Palm just got hasselhoffed by Mr. Ståhl when failing to lock his computer while playing table tennis.
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FX.
Bilal: Lucas, want some HASSELKØD?
Lucas: Of course bro. Its lit, its lit.
Arafat: What about me? I want a blessing.
Kean: Let me give you blessings.
Arafat: NOOOOOOOOOOO
*Le Kean procedes to sexually destroy Arafat's asshole with a pencil.
Kamran: Hvad er det der BESAFE for noget?
*Le Bilal trying to answer: *voicecrax
Bilal: Lucas, want some HASSELKØD?
Lucas: Of course bro. Its lit, its lit.
Arafat: What about me? I want a blessing.
Kean: Let me give you blessings.
Arafat: NOOOOOOOOOOO
*Le Kean procedes to sexually destroy Arafat's asshole with a pencil.
Kamran: Hvad er det der BESAFE for noget?
*Le Bilal trying to answer: *voicecrax
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Get the Hasselkød mug.A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.
"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"
by Cinema Mudd February 4, 2009
Get the David Hasselcoiffe mug.A behavior that is almost clever in the short term, but in the long run is self destructive and foolish. Known for weaseling, irrelevance, and trolling people who would be friends.
We were once close friends, but years of hansenish facebook posts make me wonder about that guy. weasel troll
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