the haps

the "happening". what's happening, what's going on.

"what's the haps?"

by krylon80 January 1, 2012

hamster

1.) Verb, HAM-STUR, to hamster, in order to survive one will eat its young. To hamster is to eat your offspring.
2.) Noun, HAM-STUR, (See ninja) A cute little animal known for its sudden violent reactions to little children holding it. Hamsters have been known to kill at any impulse, even if there is no need for eminent death of the child.

1.) The other day, I got a little rumble n my tummy, and so I decided to go hamster on my children.
2.) The hamster ate the nine year old's whole birthday party because someone dropped a spoon.

by THE BOB March 6, 2004

haps

1.Goings on or Happenings

"Whats the haps on the craps?"

by DDarko April 22, 2003

Hampster diving

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity

Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong

by Suka may korncob April 27, 2019

Human Hamster Wheel

A Human Hamster Wheel is any exercise device used by humans that simulates a strenuous activity. The human mounts the device and peddles, strides, rows or pumps their way to nowhere like a hamster on a wheel. The stair-master is the most obvious example of a human hamster wheel. Exercise bikes, rowing machines and abdominal rollers are also good examples. Humans all over the planet can be seen in 24 hour gyms, at ungodly hours of the night, sweating away on their human hamster wheels, as if in a trance.

"I just got a stair-master 3000. I'm gonna get pumped up!" "Oh, you got yourself a human hamster wheel."

"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."

by iceman 69 January 10, 2010

Jonathan's Hamster

A hamster that belongs to Jonathan.

Hey, is that Jonathan's Hamster?

by memestealer420 June 9, 2015

Rotating Hamster Job

A procedure designed to administer oral sex while having the penis rotate in one's mouth. This is done by tying the target to a giant hamster wheel with each limb distributed around the wheel. The one administering the RHJ will then rotate the hamster wheel by running inside of it while performing oral sex on the target.

I'm still dizzy from that Rotating Hamster Job.

by C.O.M.P.'s 2008 January 30, 2008