Two Handed Titties

Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.

"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."

"Who?"

"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Left handed stranger

Masturbating with your left hand if you're right handed

I was bored with normal masurbation, so I gave the left handed stranger a shot.

by I am not here May 14, 2013

Hand Yoga

Another name for masturbation.

Every guy's favorite type of yoga and a national past time.

Often practiced by single males as a form of relaxation. It involves stroking one's genitals until aroused and a warm sticky substance is omitted. This leads to a soothing sensation that makes one drowsy.

Monica: Why were you late for work today?

John: I was doing hand yoga.

Monica: Can I join you next time?

John: Only if you plan on participating.

by Kwes Luv September 14, 2014

Hand Sock

Socks for your hands.

Johnny Cochran - 'If the hand sock doesn't fit, you must aquit.'

by TWC.TV March 16, 2017

Haadee

Haadee is famously known in Singapore for smoking an abnormal large amount of Tabacco. His lungs are as dark as an Indian. They believe that earth is flat and most celebrities are lizards. Haadees have a lot of sex but with old ladies. They do this at public places like staircases of blocks and at McDonald’s.

Haadee: bruhhh I want fuck that old lady siaaa kimak

by Osama bin hosni November 21, 2021

outta hand

adj 1.: Used to describe a situation or person that is out of control or crazy.
adj 2.: Used to describe something exceptionally cool, usually in a way that defies normally acceptable behvaior or characteristics, or in a crazy way.
adj 3.: Used to describe a person whose coolness in a category is unmatched, and frequently impresses by raising standards further or performing acts of coolness in new unorthodox ways.

"Did you see that guy's moves? That shit was outta hand!"
"Paul Oakenfold is outta hand"
"That party was outta hand, somebody pissed in the bedroom and somebody else broke the windshield on his car!"
"That party was outta hand, the DJ was dope and there were hella fine girls there!"

by bladesilver March 13, 2004

2nd hand embarrassment

Someone else embarrassing the shit out of themselves, so much that you get extremely embarrassed for them.

“Did you see her dress? It’s so ugly, I literally got 2nd hand embarrassment.”

by Yoyoyoboys December 22, 2018