Hancock

Verb. To lose credibility esp. through gross hypocrisy or fake apologies

He pretty well hancocked his credibility after issuing stay-at-home orders and then immediately boarding a plane to leave the state.

He really hancocked that one up when he insisted everyone be on time and then showed up 30 minutes late.

by LccLlc December 1, 2020

hancock tears

When you pretend to cry to distract people from recognising what a grade one bell-end your are. Hoping your tears will somehow make you appear human and make you immune to criticism.

You fucked up, it’s your mess, own it, and you can stop those Hancock Tears right now you bell-end!

by Theisolationroomshow December 13, 2020

Hancock

To have inappropriate sexual/romantic relations with someone at work.

Gina and Terry in HR are apparently having a hancock.

by Yourwoman November 2, 2021

Hancocked

When a person gets caught cheating on camera.

Matt Hancock got caught on CCTV snogging his aide, he was hancocked

by Smokysmoldoll July 27, 2021

Hancocked

When you get caught cheating in the most embarrassing way like Matt Hancock did.

Matt Hancock got Hancocked when the sun published a video of him with his mistress

by Smokysmoldoll August 12, 2021

Hancocking

Hancocking is a sexual activity which involves slowly introducing your dry finger into the anus of your partner. Once all five fingers are inserted, a clenched fist must be inserted soon after.

I was giving my aide a good "Hancocking" last night with the boys... just a shame Cummings wasnt here to join us

by Datboigonegoof June 25, 2021

Hancock

To hancock is the term given to someone willing to simultaneously screw over an entire country and his marriage. It is a term associated with incompetence, distrust and hypocrisy.

Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife, in sickness and in health, until death do you part or until one of you hancock's it.

by I'm trapped send help June 25, 2021