Hancocked

A person or thing completely inept at their job

"England matt hancocked their performance against germany"

"Oh my god I have absolutely hancocked my tea"

"I didnt order enough PPE I'm such a matt hancock"

"Kids stop doing that before you completely matt hancock it"

"I've just done a proper matt hancock at work"

"This new watch I've just bought is matt hancocked"

by King Quarmby June 28, 2021

Katie Hancock

A Katie Hancock is a very special, unique and genuine girl, she is strong, resilient, beautiful, happy and positive. To even look at a Katie Hancock you will strike you with happiness and joy. Whenever you hear her sing her voice lights up the room and melts the hearts of every surrounding person. She is so delightful and her beautifully bright eyes are similar to something out of a storybook and her long tassels of hair are similar to silk. Anyone who has the pleasure of meeting a Katie Hancock is the luckiest alive. She is someone unforgettable so make sure to grab hold and never let go to your friendship as the best times are yet to come!

She was stood there, being herself and no one or nothing could stop her as she was a Katie Hancock

by NamelyDefinitions November 16, 2018

Hancock apology

To make an apology for something relatively insubstantial, even mostly irrelevant, while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge something more grievous.

Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.

Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.

Jane: "You cheated on me over 15 years, murdered my mother, and stole all of my money. Why did you do all of this, you wasteman?"

Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."

by BroJayDee June 26, 2021

hancock tears

When you pretend to cry to distract people from recognising what a grade one bell-end your are. Hoping your tears will somehow make you appear human and make you immune to criticism.

You fucked up, it’s your mess, own it, and you can stop those Hancock Tears right now you bell-end!

by Theisolationroomshow December 13, 2020

Hancocking

The process of taking white characters, roles and stories and replacing them with people of different colors or ethnicity to satisfy the demands of woke culture regardless of how stupid or out of place it is

The word derives from the musical Hancock where the characters of Americas founding fathers are played by African Americans with rhythm, style, talent and excellent dance moves but has no foundation in actual fact

I saw a elf and a dwarf in the new Lord Of The Rings show, Rings Of Power, that weren't white as explicitly prescribed by Tolkien, as someone who's read all of the books I thought it was dumb and out of place . I knew right then the shows creators were Hancocking

by ZIM001 October 2, 2022

Hancock

To have inappropriate sexual/romantic relations with someone at work.

Gina and Terry in HR are apparently having a hancock.

by Yourwoman November 2, 2021

Hancock

To hancock is the term given to someone willing to simultaneously screw over an entire country and his marriage. It is a term associated with incompetence, distrust and hypocrisy.

Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife, in sickness and in health, until death do you part or until one of you hancock's it.

by I'm trapped send help June 25, 2021