Hammer Timed

An expression used to describe the current, planned, or post, state of extreme inebriation of yourself or an observed individual.

Did you see that girl just torch her bangs while lighting that cigarette, shes got to be so Hammer Timed!

Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.

by Craigorator November 8, 2007

hammer-time

A catchphrase that was used by MC Hammer when he would start dancing.

"Wo-o, uh-uh-uh, uh-o, HAMMA TIME... HAMMA TIME!"

by The Hobgibbon March 23, 2005

turbo charged ass hammer

an erogenous device used for stimulating and/or pleasuring the anus and/or sphinctor region. the device moves in a reciprocating fashion and is usually powered by a small forced induction gasoline engine. variants include the pnuematic air-piston ass hammer and the eletromagnetic anal clapper.

I was looking through Andy's closet for a tennis racket and found his turbo charged ass hammer.

by antonio bovine November 19, 2007

Eskimo mushroom hammer

1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.

1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.

by georgelopez October 22, 2008

douche hammer

King of all douches. All other douches tremble in his presence.

Wow, look at that guy.. what a douche hammer.

by matt musser March 26, 2007

hammer turkey

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner

"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"

by Christy Newman June 6, 2005

Hammer 'n Anvil

To get a person intoxicated, with the ulterior motive of later having rough intercourse with them.

I'm going out with "Heather" for a little Hammer 'n Anvil action... I'm gonna get her hammered and pound her like an anvil.

by chefsayso March 3, 2007