Banana Hammock

A man thong.

I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.

by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

Canadian Hamock

When a naked person lays ontop of another person who then sticks a big toe into their asshole. A more comfortable adaptation of the Canadian porch swing.
(See Canadian porch swing)

Anthony is gross, he let Noah give him a Canadian Hamock whilst Nick watched.

by DHxRampage22 September 19, 2017

dirty hammock

An uncanny woman's vaginal area especially if it's flappy. One in which you go in and come out dirtier than you went in.

I went down on this girls dirty hammock and felt like I was eating used hockey equipment.

by BUSTABYMZ October 3, 2017

Belizean Hammock

The sexual act of cutting a hole in a Hammock with the intent of having a female lie in the hammock and defecate in a Males Mouth

Man last night I gave John McAfee the biggest Belizean Hammock yet!

by Mrmuggles May 28, 2018

Captain Harlock

Determination ...

Captain Harlock is hope and determination

by King Tarek November 23, 2021

Hotdog hammock

When 2 overweight men lay upon eachother and place their hotdogs in-between each others breasts and begin to tit wank each other simultaneously (add desired condiments if required)

Did you hear about Richard and Lee the other night they went out for a hotdog hammock!

by Dr kevstein July 14, 2023

Banana Hammock

A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling

"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?

by Pinp nasty October 12, 2008