Justin Haircut 

A a justin Haircut is a Haircut where that you get messed up so badly, you look like aang from avatar

Boy you got that justin haircut

Justin Haircut by Nutt Ass Haircut September 26, 2023

Get a Real Haircut 

A universal insult that can be used in any situation. It will quell arguments and is the supreme insult.

Person 1: Your mum is a fat, smelly hooker!
Person 2: Get a real haircut!!
Person 1: Damn, I'm sorry. *Walks away saddened knowing they have just been burned*
burned

Get a Real Haircut by Godow Nonmi October 31, 2010

rudi braun haircut 

where your hair grows forwards on the side of your head. Your hair is more horizontile than vertical.

rudi braun is asian and has a rudi braun haircut

rudi braun haircut by my nipple hurts December 15, 2004

topless haircut 

Getting a haircut or trim administered by a barber with no shirt or blouse.

The barber probably looks great without any clothes on.
For some extra cash she is willing to give a topless haircut.

topless haircut by trappist June 9, 2011

Bad Haircut Day 

A day starting with you looking to the mirror to see the face floating there really ugly. One of those days you don't wanna go out, with low self-esteem, when you feel all the people staring at you. Ever had a really unapealing haircut done by some blind a/o taste challenged "hairdresser"? Well, that's the feeling.

-What's happening to Joan? She barely spoke the whole afternoon. Is she OK?

Nah, she's just having a bad haircut day.

Bad Haircut Day by Oroboro August 14, 2011

boxcar haircut 

A haircut popular with teenage boys in the 1950s: Longish on the sides combed straight back and with a flat top wiffle pushed up in front with butch wax.

My girlfriend thinks I look like a TV star with my boxcar haircut.

boxcar haircut by Allen109 May 22, 2017

homemade haircut 

Very 2020, it's a look.

Jessica was happy with her homemade haircut. Even if it looked a bit ... ummm ... uneven, it had been given with love.

homemade haircut by Monkey's Dad May 28, 2020