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Bloody Hindu

When having sex with an ovulating woman, pull your bloody dick out of her snatch and smack her between the eyes, leaving behind a red blotch like a Hindu.
I gave her the Bloody Hindu last night!
by Rickdawg21 July 31, 2014
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Hindu Bro

A bro super into Hinduism. Apt to use "Bro" "Dude" "Swear" "Bars" unironically when talking about Moksha, Maya and Dharma amongst other Hindu concepts. Usually a finance / tech bro who has expanded their range, and will guilt you into going to Temple on the weekends.

While this archetype generally uses very fratty language, these guys are usually extremely well-read and will go verse for verse on the Vedas, Gita or any other core text of Hinduism.
Two Hindu Bros talking:
"Bro these girls are just consumed by Maya bro"
"Dude I know, what happened to the pursuit of Dharma bro"
"Swear"

"Yeah he talked about his personal journey towards Moksha for 3 hours"
"He's such a classic Hindu Bro"
by rockingrrocker February 18, 2025
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skibidi hindu

An indian with insane aura that gets all the huzz.
I recently met a skibidi hindu at the mall.
by skibidisigmaohiohein72354 February 9, 2025
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skibidi hindu

John pork with a massive shlong fucking yaz
by skibidisigmaohiohein72354 February 9, 2025
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Hindu Restorationist

A secret sect of the Hindu religion. Every year they restore milk to the cows in an annual ritual occurring on January 10th.
“Hey Phil, why did that guy just buy 40 gallons of milk?” He’s a Hindu Restorationist, tomorrow is January 10th.
by Chiefsr January 9, 2021
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Hindu Cut

The Sikh community, bound by religious tenets prohibiting hair cutting, observes a practice termed the "Hindu Cut," wherein a member, contrary to tradition, undergoes a haircut.
by ran10bolt December 31, 2023
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Hindu Baptism

After fucking a chick on the rag, you coat your thumb in the blood on your dick, tap it to her forehead as she goes down to clean up the mess. Also called an AISLE 5 BAPTISM
I met this chick lastnight and she started her period while we were fucking. I gave her a Hindu Baptism to bless her before she "cleaned me up".
by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023
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