guppy mixer

a person who "brings nothing to the party"; a lame ass; one lacking in personality

This party was bumpin til that guppy mixer showed up.

by catywhompus August 10, 2009

Guppie muppie

When a male produces fecal matter into a females mouth and then proceeds to have oral sex with her with said fecal matter still in her mouth

I can’t wait to give you a guppie muppie

by Therealworderer April 2, 2022

Guppy shirt

When you have a creased shirt and cannot afford to iron it

Hey billy you got a guppy shirt

by Chinese gamer master October 8, 2021

Guppy

The act of being the "bitch" in your group of friends. The friend that will do anything you tell her to.

Person 1: I just told christine to go move my car and she did.
Person 2: Haha she pulled a guppy

by Christine Oppenheim May 25, 2009

Ass Guppy

In the same fashion of the famous prairie dog an Ass Guppy is a protruding turd playing turtle, turtle, when you have to shit real bad.

As I sit upon the bowl the Ass guppy being finally released to finally become a floating cosby, I'm finally relieved.

by Clucth Haskins September 25, 2007

Bubble Guppies

When you jerk off and you leave your load pooled on a surface, like a carpet or potted plant.

" There I was leaving my bubble guppies on the carpet."

by MFJOEY Diaz November 11, 2017

Bubble Guppies

When a girl spits out a mans semen after oral sex.

I asked Sally if she could swallow because I didn’t want to see those bubble guppies.

by Johnny Terabyte March 21, 2020