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Sloppy gunner

When you eat something and you smacking your lips and never eat with your mouth closed
Close your mouth when you eat you sounding like a sloppy gunner
Sloppy gunner by Dovahkiin_2466 April 15, 2023

law school gunner

1. Gunners do not have the first clue.
2. They try to sound smart.
3. They probably are the class "anvil" in a law school with a tight curve.
4. And finally, they end up dropping out or just come to accept that their classmates get their above qualities and so they stop trying to fool everyone else, including themselves.

These gunners wither away and become normal, despite having gone to law school, and they become replaced.

However, sometimes gunners go into hibernation, or some latent gunners who never had the audacity to be a gunner in law school, become your stereotypical lawyer when they manage to stumble their way into a job after law school.

Do not be fooled with people in the legal profession, or any other profession, who try hard to sound smart by using, for example, "par excellence" and "since time immemorial" in the same sentenced stuffed with legalese. It's OK if every now and then people get "rewarded" for no merit if that means they will shut up, as long as they know that we are in on their game, and that they'll have to change eventually into mature adults.
Law school gunner: "I do not think that is what Judge Cardozo meant by his opinion."

Professor: "But that is what he wrote."

butt gunner 

A butt gunner is a gay homosexual who likes to be gunned in the butt (aka poked in the pooper, pounded in the ass, butt-fucked, etc...). In other words a homosexual male.
Gee Ted, that new guy Ted sure seems like a real butt gunner

space shuttle door gunner 

A humorous reference to rear echelon personnel who like to talk up how much combat experience they have.
Yeah, that Jack is a real hero. Ask him about his tour as a Space Shuttle Door Gunner if you want to shut him up.

Graham Gunner 

A person who chronically masturbates. Won't even try to go out and get a partner. A Shut in.
"He won't try to get a girl, he's a real graham gunner always going home to take care of it himself."
"Now that he's a teen he's a real graham gunner always locked in his room"

Tail Gunner 

Its when you tuck your penis between your legs and pee backwards.
I thought I'd give somebody the goat but then I had to pee thus forming the tail gunner
Tail Gunner by soundsmith81 October 17, 2011