guido

1) a superficial American male, usually from the Tri-State area, pretending to be of Italian descent through the use of some limited slang in whatever dialect was spoken by his supposed ancestors from il Belpaese. Known for his bad music taste, the guido loves greasy hair, wifebeaters, bling bling, tracksuits, and intercourse with guidettes.

2) the guido style is also spotted in the Italian peninsula, particularly amongst wannabe gangsters of the camorra. Their trademarks in Italy are: wifebeaters, tracksuits, cars with strobo lights, a bad command of Italian, being overweight, fur anoraks and - above all - an unhidden love of Gigi D'Alessio's music.

3) a derogatory term for an Italian. For someone who actually is from Italy, being associated with American guidos is one of the worst possible offences.

'That guy must've spent all his money on pimping that piece of trash!'
'That should come to you as no surprise: he's a guido!'

'Are you sure this is Naples? There are so many guidos around it feels like Jersey!'

'Hey dude, in the US we call Italians "guidos".'
'In Italy we call Americans who call us guidos "rednecks".'

by vafangù December 27, 2009

guido

a guido is simply just a douchebag

About 5 guidos at the club tried to get me to sleep with them last night. What douches.

by wowthatslame June 12, 2008

Guild Wars

A game WAY better than WoW...NO MONTHLY FEES!!

Focuses mainly on PvP

FOR ASCALON!

"Enemy Captured Altar!"

"Flawless Victory!"

by DavidSmith June 6, 2005

guidodamus

Based off the comedy great Dave Chappelle's Negrodamus its is the Italian Nostradamus. Said to reside in the somewhere in the eastern United States, its future telling ability is world renowned. It can be identified by its gold chains and potent smell of cologne and over gelled hair. WARNING: Do make eye contact without prior acquittance, if you smell red wine or Peroni on its breath flee ASAP, do not be near its food unarmed. Garlic is not its weakness...its not a vampire...more like the opposite of a vampire...lots of hair and darker...more like a werewolf....but not like a gay twilight vampire....if seen please contact FBI immediately.

HOTLINE CALLER: Guidodamus what will happen to me in my life...?

GUIDODAMUS: Some one will make you an offer you can't refuse....and at some point in your life you will die.

HOTLINE CALLER: Wait what? That is stupid everyone dies, this is bullshit!

GUIDODAMUS: For further clarification we will have to charge you 10 US dollars a minute and 15 for everyone after that.

HOTLINE CALLER: Bahah FUCK THAT!

GUIDODAMUS: Your prophecy has been fulfilled...get em boys.

HOTLINE CALLER: OH sh---(BANG BANG)

GUIDODAMUS: Thank you for calling the guidodamus hot line

by therealguidodamus August 18, 2010

Virginia Guillotine

When you stick the tip of a man's penis in an open pocket knife then close it

My Buddy Kyle got Virginia Guillotined

by WishIWasSwallowed March 11, 2021

GuildCraft

A Minecraft server that once was great, but shit hit the fan after the owner decoded to ban everyone from Turkey after assuming every hacker on his server was from Turkey

Also, the server for buttslammed after Mojang began to enforce their EULA, which resulted in the removal of the only feature that kept the server alive: P2W Ranks

Bro, this server reminds me of Guildcraft

I'm gonna hack on Guildcraft

This server is worse than Guildcraft

by Some-GC-Randy October 27, 2017

Guido

An adolescent or young-adult American male of Italian ancestry or descent; esp. one of lower-middle-class socioeconomic background or status and thought of as being dim-witted, excessively aggressive, and prejudiced against perceived outsiders, particularly homosexuals and members of other races.

The Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn is widely regarded by the rest of New York City as a "Guido" stronghold.

by Anthony Brancato April 19, 2003