Grade Grubber

Someone who feels the need to have a better score than anyone else in the known (and perhaps unknown) universe. If someone gets a higher score, the grade grubber seeks an immediate answer to the question of why s/he does not have the highest, bestest, prettiest score, most colorful star, or brightest happy face sticker, and thus proceeds to not shut up about it for 12 days until the next grade issue arises.

Jenny is a grade grubber.

by hollyweirdo April 30, 2010

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grades

Either a letter, check mark, or numerical percentage, awarded to students to serve as an arbitrary means of evaluating one’s academic performance regarding various scholarly subjects and thus assessing one’s comparative worth against his/her pupils. Grades originated out of social necessity through individuals who were too stupid to recognize whether or not someone had any intellectual value without a universal standard to measure by.

The most stupid example of grades is the minus/plus system, which penalizes the achievers and rewards the slackers.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

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Thirteenth Grade

Community college; where the underachievers go after high school.

"What you going to go when you graduate?" "I'm going to Union County College." "Oh. Thirteenth grade."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

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grodey

Something sick or disgusting

"that shit is grodey

by sarah May 31, 2004

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grudgebaby

Noun denoting the offspring conceived by a married woman while her husband is away for a period of months or years; e.g., at war or in the joint.

Moe: I don't understand how my wife had a baby a month ago. I mean, I'd been away for two years!

Joe: Well, Moe, that kid's a grudgebaby. Somebody had it in for you.

by Ernest Peabody August 2, 2006

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