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Griftire

Satire so complete those being derided will pay you to make fun of them because they believe you support them.

When satire of a group that is fairly clear from an objective perspective but isn't being picked up on by the group you have satirized, and that group instead idolizes you and you use this to perpetuate a brand and grift them for as much money and influence as they can get while laughing at them behind their backs.

Doing so generally requires making statements that under basic scrutiny (or even outright blatantly) undermine the very premise you appear to support support.

Because this requires adopting a 24/7 persona to the outside world many may take the persona seriously and not realise it is satire.

Some of the most obvious Examples of this include:

Ayn Rand, Flat Earthers on You tube who repeatedly prove the earth is a globe while insisting that's not what they've done, Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
Look at these saps who believe Nick Adams, I need to figure out my one Griftire.

Ayn Rand's Griftire was so good people still uncritically and unironically believe it on both sides.
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Top Grafter

Tayler is a top grafter,

Working 2 jobs

On his grind

Getting that paper
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Grafter

A Grafter is someone will try and pull every bird going. But will ultimately fail. Therefore he has worked hard but got nowhere.
He's a grafter, I'll give him that.

That guy is the ultimate grafter like Sincsy
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Grinter

Legend, Maddest cunt around, lives in a shit hole town but she is still pretty awesome, called Grinter caus eof her last name. Bit of a bogan and a really good mate
Browny: Sup
Grinter: Bitch Please
Browny: What the hell was that for
Grinter: i dunno sounds cool
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good old gritter

A cigarette.

Cigarette->garette->grit->gritter!
YESSIR, its a good old gritter..mmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmm!
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gritter [shitter]

A person who has a crap and leaves grit like objects in the bowl that will not flush away, normally caused from having eaten fish bits with chips, after consuming loads of real ale.
Bob - he's a "gritter shitter"
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Griftery

The location in which one would learn to grift
Ey gov just Gunna pop down the ol griftery
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