Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.
ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!
That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
by Philly Ree August 14, 2008
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This battle will go down in the history books as "the great meme war".
This battle will go down in the history books as "the great meme war".
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The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.
John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?
Jason: No!
John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!
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Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.
Jason: No!
John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!
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Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.
by baller207 July 21, 2009
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Get the Greasy Shit mug.In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009
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"That nigga is a bitch and will never sing love songs on this record label!"
"Stop hating and let me be great. Ole weak ass trick."
"Stop hating and let me be great. Ole weak ass trick."
by Funny Bish512 April 4, 2013
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