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Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.
Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?
by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020
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Cult Of Grifterology

the religion founded by the cult of grifterology's spiritual leader mike (cernovich) thernogrift.
The spiritual leader of the Cult Of Grifterology and author of its book of sacred scripture Grifter MIndset, Mike (Cernovich) Thernogrift.
by jack whittington June 16, 2021
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rubbing his dick against the cheese grater

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.
Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!
by viper15 September 20, 2016
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grifter

A con man loser who can't keep a job and uses support from his ex-wife to go on trips and be a roller with his various sluts. He's a psycho who comes from a family of fat grifters who cheat medicare, medicaid and are always on the take from the government. Recognize yourself yet, Robert?
Dude, you're a loser like that Robert guy. Stop being a grifter and get a real job.
by sickofurshit January 23, 2011
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Grafted

The point in time when a song or album is no longer so-so, and it is now playing non-stop on your itunes.
Hilton: Has the new Angels and Airwaves album had time to incubate?
Ian: Hells yes, that thing has grafted for sure.
by HIlton S. August 30, 2008
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Grater

blow jobbiterpenisoral intercoursenoun. A person who insists on utilizing their teeth while performing oral sex on a man. someone who clenches onto your dick with their grill while sucking you like you're gonna get away! Please stop! Please please stop for the love of god!
Mike: Yo jack, why you walkin that way?

Jack: Dude, last night I hooked up with that chick, turns out she was a grater. I'm still pissing blood!!
by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008
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cheese grater

also known as a cock grinder, it's when a womans pussy is seemingly sharp, which leaves ur cock red raw

pain and pleasure or nothing

choices, choices!
person1: i heard this girl im about 2 fuck has a sharp pussy, or cheese grater wot do i do
person2: take it like a man and fuck the bitch!!
person1: cheers bud!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 7, 2009
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