GUMPING

When you’re so jealous the Lorena Bobbitt comes out of you, if your man/woman cheats.

José cheated on Maria and she showed up at his house to GUMP him, he wouldn’t come in so she decided the next best thing was GUMPING his camero!

by DD917 September 15, 2022

Gromping

2 men touching assholes together.

Hey man I heard that Gromping feels really nice.

by Feetthan October 15, 2022

Gumping it

"Gumping it" is when a person is not quite "retard", yet they are toeing on the line.

That one bird from Valiant was "Gumping it"

by CrimsonFisher January 5, 2023

gooping

gooping (adverb) to hear something particularly peculiar make a suspicious noise

"holy shit the egg is gooping."

by *flops January 17, 2023

gomponged

something being repeatedly battered until it is nearly not recognisable

"Did you see that kids face, it looks like it got gomponged"

by Jonk Jinklesmith March 16, 2023

Gumping It

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."

so it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. this is called gumping it.

by Cranky Boots April 17, 2023

Goming

Goming (verb): The act of excessively discussing and/or debating Australian politics with one's friend group, regardless of their actual interest or knowledge on the subject. Those who engage in Goming are often well-versed in political jargon and current events, but lack the ability to assess their audience's enthusiasm for the topic.

While Goming, a person may display symptoms such as:
- Unwavering passion for Australian politics
- Obliviousness to the disinterest of others
- Inability to change the subject
- A compulsion to share political memes and news articles

"Mate, Jordan's been Goming for an hour now, and I still have no idea what he's talking about. Can someone please tell this Gomer to give it a rest?"

by Corey F April 24, 2023