Record Golf

Record Golf is a sport with rules similar to frisbee golf, but is played with anything that plays music. Pretty much the illest sport in the world, its cornerstones are Freedom, America, William Wallace, Matt Damon, and JD's Restaurant.

Record Golf is what its like when Love falls in love.

Example 1
Person 1- "Hey wanna go Play Frisbee Golf?"
Person 2 - "No thanks, I'm American."

Example 2
Person 1- "The prisoner wishes to say a word"
Person 2- "Freeeeeeedooooommmmmmmm"

Example 3
Canadian- "Let's play hockey and experience snow"
French person - "Wi Wi, our food is awful"
Australian - "G'day mate, lets put another shrimp on the barbie"
Matt Damon- "MATT DAMON!!!!"
William Wallace- "Freeeeeedooooommmmmm"
American- "Well said William, Well said"

Example 4
Record Golf>Frisbee Golf

by Freedom OR DIE May 24, 2011

golf fap

When someone masturbates inaudibly.

Bob was golf fapping while I was sleeping in his room.

by dirtysavant February 11, 2012

Army Golf

A golfer who often slices and hooks after striking the golf ball. Most golfers have one or the other (slice or hook) but someone who plays "army golf" hits both types of wayward shots. He/She hits one right, left, right, left just like they are marching in the army.

Golfer 1: "Hey Bill, how did you hit em'?

Golfer 2: "Oh man I was playing army golf today... Right, Left, Right, Left."

by tommy gunns May 24, 2010

golf bug

the unrelenting desire to play golf, get better at golf, watch golf and/or learn about golf

Billy caught the golf bug, now he wants to do is golf, talk about golf, watch golf and get better at golf.

by golfbugblog.com January 26, 2020

Google golf

A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.

My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!

by ekolis January 25, 2014

butt golf

Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course

"I'm sore from playing butt golf the other day"

by Ryanrath October 13, 2013

Golf widow

A woman who feels that she might as well be a widow because her husband spends so much time away from her playing golf.

On weekends Cheryl is a real golf widow.

by bixby April 11, 2009