Gorerilla

A very large and extremely hairy female. They are morbidly obese but look slightly muscular in the fore arms which are covered in matted black hair. Usually sporting mutton chops and a mustache. For your own safety NEVER I MEAN NEVER approach these creatures when they are feasting. You will be incorporated into the meal. When these beasties are horny and wishing to mate the can be found in the usual watering holes amongst the bar flies and swamp donkeys. Give serious thought before deciding to mate with one of them as one night stands do not apply and like a coyote you will end up chewing your leg off to get away. Best viewed at a distance.

My next door neighbor is a Gorerilla.. I wish she would stop staring at me. It scares me.

by Willie shaverpus October 7, 2022

Afrotastical Gofer

boy with huge sideburns who sort of looks like a gofer, has an unusual jew fro and likes a lot of sex.

Why are you talking to that afrotastical gofer hes so ugly?

by Elleteehair June 17, 2009

That's what the government want you to think...

Can be used for the answer to almost anything at all or used if you can't think of an answer.

Bob: I'm sure the colour of this carpet is a little to dark.

Dave: *Doesn't care* That's what the government want you to think...

by rudym335 July 23, 2014

Chat blimey, get governered.

A postmodern take on the work of the great twitterati, Jamie Vardy. It adds a uniquely British twist to a classic intimidation.

Did you hear how Archie got hit in Malia after telling the promoter you'll work for me some day?
Man was talking bare shit, chat blimey, get governered.

by roadmanHKU October 25, 2017

fuck the government

hell yeah, motherfux0rs. The government should shut their fucking mouths and stop fucking around with censorship.

The government payed me to say $%#@ instead of cunt. That must make me a god damn chiggajiggawigganigga.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

Goneril

Goneril is the eldest daughter in Shakespeare's King Lear.

Goneril treats her father well, until he becomes old, and gives her and her husband a plot of land and a lot of money. Then she starts treating him really crappily.

A girl, or guy, who is described as a Goneril, is someone who abuses and takes advantage of those who love him/her the most.

"My brother's daughter turned out to be such a Goneril. We haven't spoken with her since he died."

by queen.padme.amidala May 25, 2005

goer

(n.)
A female that is very sexually active; ho
Also a verb-"go" to easily allow one to have sex with them

"Yo, this broad is a goer"
"Really? She be goin?"

by Drez October 24, 2004