An annoyingly long thread of conversational drivel, usually political in nature, that serves the dual purpose of articulating a known fact in an overly smug fashion and insulting another person(s) on a deeply personal level.
If I have to read another facebook post jam-packed with that son of a bitch's arrogant goffwaffle, I'm going to crowdfund to have him fired out of a cannon and into the sun.
by DardyAs September 3, 2016
Get the Goffwaffle mug.by Jonnighs May 13, 2008
Get the Goffed mug.To take advantage of someone's trust or good will to get ahead, particularly an unsuspecting friend.
"Did Stan give you a good deal on his old truck or did you get goffed?"
"When the going gets tough, the tough get goffing."
"When the going gets tough, the tough get goffing."
by goffed June 24, 2009
Get the goff mug.A phrase used to describe people who try all too hard to be different and alternative. They ususally have websites full of their angst filled poetry, and love to tell others of their "pain".
by Naomi September 2, 2004
Get the Well Goff mug.A legitimately frightening yet comical face made by a girl named Hailey, or anyone who can impersonate it. Named after a crazy 1920's circus performer that is famous in physcology history. Resembles a vicious rodent on crack.
"Yo, do the Oofde Goofde face! OMGAHHHH!"
by KP. July 31, 2008
Get the oofde goofde mug.A legitimately frightening yet comical face made by a girl named Hailey, or anyone who can impersonate it. Named after a crazy 1920's circus performer that is famous in physcology history. Resembles a vicious rodent on crack.
"Yo, do the Oofde Goofde face! OMGAHHHH!"
by KP. August 28, 2008
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