gobble neck

The hideous flap of skin that hangs from some old people's necks.

Strom Thurmond had a fine gobble neck.

by funk_knuckle June 10, 2004

Ed Gobbler

A sex act involving a man, a horse, and a jar of Jiff Peanut Butter. First the man takes the jar of Jiff Peanut Butter and places it in between the horse's gums and lips (As made famous by voice actor Allan "Rocky" Lane from the 1960's TV show titled "Mr. Ed") and then attemps to fuck the horse's face.

"So what do you want to do today?"
"Let's go find us a horse and get ourselves an Ed Gobbler."

by WakeUpInFlames October 28, 2007

Butt gobble

To "butt gobble" or butt gobbling is the act of spreading your partner's ass cheeks to reveal their anus. The one spreading the cheeks then proceeds to lick and nibble the presented hole in an aggressive manner. After an extended period of tongue-punching the fartbox, your partner's ass sphincter will relax and methane gas will pour out of the gates. The lucky butt spreader will then have the pleasure of gobbling the highly concentrated dose of grade A smug.

Meat Castle #1: Will you allow me the pleasure of appeasing the Gods by letting me Butt gobble you?

Meat Castle #2: Sure, I'll post up on this chair so you'll have the best plan of attack.

*20 minutes later*

Meat Castle #2: Nice butt gobbling, I'm ready to blow!

Meat Castle #1: Thanks for letting dine on your turd cloud.

by SteveCoreyFoRealz November 10, 2013

Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler

The rarest bird in the world very similar to the bald eagle and is commonly found in between a females legs.

Last night she showed me her Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler.

by TheAbuser January 27, 2010

Cum Gobbler

An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.

"You're done you little Cum Gobbler."

by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006

globbersted

it means you like got a public tell off or rejection.

girl; how does my hair look?
boy; pretty, pretty ugly!
3rd party; you just got globbersted!

by lady gaga 980 February 27, 2009

Gobble The Wiener

Sexual act usually participated after Thanksgiving dinner.

"Sue made a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner. You should've tried the turkey. Afterwards, She took me in the back room and played a game of Gobble the Wiener."

by chopzila February 16, 2010