hairy hang glider

When a woman has a hairy vagina that has been abused so many times as a hang glider in emergency situations

This bitch has a hairy hang glider

by kingboy3 March 5, 2015

farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.

Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor

by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023

Swag Glidin

When you are at a club, building, party, or anywhere you start to chill or walking or 2 steping your way across the crowd so you can sit down. But you can only do it atleast twice at any parties.

Boy 1- Ayo how was the party at your girl's house.
Boy 2- Man, I was leannin hard when i got there so i started swag glidin my way to a seat.
Boy 1- Yo man don't be swag glidin everywhere you go it aint good.
Boy 2- I know I thats the first and last time i am doing it

by iam2nice December 28, 2010

Gliding

The sexual act of lining up 10+ naked errect males on the floor ‘top to tail’ covered in baby oil. The ‘glider’ himself also oiled up, takes a run up to the group of pre oiled men. Who then runs and and glides across the men on his stomach. With the errect penis either side of him, like going between road cones in a contra flow.

Hey Ant, are you coming to the pub tonight?
“No sorry I’ve got a night of gliding lined up”.

by Beardo October 30, 2018

Road Glide

Harley Davidsons best kept secret

nobody knows how well a Road Glide rides except an owner of one

by shipyardtrash777 June 17, 2013

Sugar Glider

A young female at or around the age of 18 who often lies about her age in order to gain entry to bars in order to flirt/hook up with older guys. Often found in a bar, the name stems from the Sugar Glider's tendency to be fairly new to the world of alcohol, and as a result, she can often be found drinking the most sickeningly sweet concoctions available at the bar, and will refuse beer of any kind. Accompanied by older siblings that helped sneak her in, the Sugar Glider's companions often are too drunk or preoccupied to realize she is masquerading as a 21 year old college junior. The Sugar Glider's main targets are healthy looking males in the 21-26 age range. The damage is twofold: 1) The unsuspecting male may run into very serious legal problems depending on the actual age of the sugar glider. 2) The companions will take flak from friends and family the next day for allowing the Sugar Glider out of their sight long enough to create trouble. If you suspect you have encountered a Sugar Glider, it is best to playfully attempt to verify her age by looking at her ID, asking her companions her age, or by asking her questions about things in life outside of high school. Sugar Gliders often exhibit signs of being drunker and louder than anyone else in the bar, and are known for often spilling their drinks on the floor or other people and playfully squealing "Ohhhh maaah gawwwd. I'm sooo sorrrry!".

I made out with some chick at the bar last night. It's a good thing things didn't go any further because she turned out to be a Sugar Glider.

by HunkasaurusSex January 12, 2009

Glidster

A Glidster is a small normally brown-haired boy that hates taking risks but loves to watch other people do so tends to like people named Mallory, churros, and Liam

Look at this kid he is such a glidster

stop watchen and doy it your self

by yOu PuT mY hEaD tHeRe January 2, 2023