suffer fools gladly

to tolerate or allow

I do not suffer fools gladly

by Greg1too May 31, 2007

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.

At the movies:

Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?

Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.

by beavinator May 17, 2004

Gadd

An object that has become lodged in ones anus

Oh no, I have another gadd. Off to the hospital I go.

by Wayne S. Thompson January 4, 2011

Gadd

A person who possesses little or no social skills. They are bigoted and prone to aggressive outbursts and tantrums. They are highly critical and gain much joy from pointing out people's weaknesses. They believe they are intelligent, yet due to their stubbornness they fail to see when they have made a mistake and will fight their argument through little sense but much noise.

If someone is being rude, aggressive or petty you may hear someone else advise, "Ignore him, he's a gadd."

Can be used as an adjective when someone is being critical and insesitive; "Stop being so gaddish."

by Mal de Fées December 7, 2012

in a gadda da vida

in a gadda da vida is a song by iron butterfly and man you gotta hear it to belive it its 17 minutes of acid rocks best its right up there with steppenwolf magic carpet ride on the cosmic scale it will make you see trippy colors with or without acid or weed

dude did you hear iron butterflys new song in a gadda da vida it bew my mind man its so farout

yeah i heard it it was outtasight and dynomite daddy-o

by Jazz Skywalker June 26, 2008

glad water

fanny juice

after a muff diving session with jules my face was covered in glad water

by clint o'ris March 14, 2009

Gladiator Academy

Slang for prison or Correction centers

I spent 6 years at gladiator academy for boosting cars

by grisgris1 May 29, 2010