Gift Certificating

What males do for gift giving around the holidays in lieu of going out and purchasing an actual gift.

i went gift certificating the week b4 christmas this year

by Rita Torcaso/Ben Gentile December 21, 2005

Valentine Gift

Anything your heart desires to give on 14 February...but nowadays something more explicit and personal is in vogue.

Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.

by Blind William CupidTells February 12, 2010

Abdominally gifted

People who are overly muscular in the abdominal area.

The guys in 300 were easily Abdominally gifted!

by Bob T August 14, 2007

gifted oxy

A call of duty sniper. He aright

You know how to feed on call of duty? Yeah like gifted oxy

by ExciteGetLaced July 4, 2015

eskimo gift

Gift given to an Eskimo Brother to retain bro status after screwing the Eskimo Brother's ex for the first time.

"Dude, isn't your friend pissed you banged his ex girlfriend?"

"Nahh, I hooked him up with an eskimo gift."

by M. Pullet December 17, 2015

Gift box

Pretty on the outside, empty on the inside.

Their relationship is a gift box.

by TheBangingSheep December 25, 2017

Ninja Gifting

The Art of gifting an item to a friend or relative, by sneaking into their house and placing said item unwrapped among their personal belongings, in such a way they have no clue who gifted the item to them or where it came from. also can be referred to as Ghost Gifting.

I found a Venus statue in my room, I believe someone has been ninja gifting me while i was at work.

by Monroe space kraken-slayer January 30, 2012