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Gerald

*walks up to a jerry in a suit

Good evening gerald, nice weather we’re having today.”
by Jman8 October 1, 2018
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Gerald

Gerald is the definition of a fish dick. Gerald doesn’t wash his foreskin and has 5 day old gooey smegma sitting under it. Gerald’s sardine penis stench fills up the car and leaves you gasping for fresh air and contemplating whether to smash through the windows. His breath is the worst and leaves a stench in any room he walks in for atleast 6 days. Gerald wears the same gym clothes three days in a row with ingrained smegma all over his boxers. Gerald is truly the dirtiest boy on the planet.
What is a fish dick?”
“Gerald”
by Mary poppina May 4, 2023
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Gerald's game

Continuous streaming of black and white ; red and blue; green and orange ; patterns that confuse.
She/He kept the Virtual Reality headset on for hours without end everyday to see patterns emerge in Gerald's game.
by Angrypup October 17, 2023
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Gerald

A Pretty cool guy, a great cook, but not someone you should accept jars from
Man Gerald is pretty awesome ay, but im worried about the MLP Mayo he gave me the other day, its a bit salty
by jeebusjeeboo March 28, 2022
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Gerald

The cylindrical portion of ash that forms on the end of a lit cigarette, blunt, or joint when it goes without being knocked off too long.

Named after the character from the animated show "Hey Arnold" and his distinct hairdo.

Can also be referred to as a 'marge' (after Marge Simpson) if the cigarette is being smoked by a woman.
Knock the gerald off that doink before you pass it over here, dawgmu, I ain't trying to get no ash in my lap!
by Schmecklez February 2, 2025
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Gerald

The cutest cat you will ever meet. She loves to talk to you & often sounds like she has peanut butter stuck in her throat. She is very jealous. Loves to cuddle her Jacob & sleep in his arms. She will always drink water from your cup by dipping her paw in & licking it off. Dont touch her back paws or she'll bite ya! You can often find her hanging with Arnold. Simply the best cat ever.
Person 1: Dam, Gerald is just the cutest.

Person 2: Are you kidding me? I haven't moved in the last 3 hours, just cuddling her & admiring her cuteness.
by YaBish6691 August 11, 2019
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Gerald

A man spontaneous by nature, who delivers a fun time, and often a good pal. Who is also insanely intelligent and charmingly sexy. A gerald will normally catch you with his luscious hair first, then with eyes that guide you to peer into the deepest depths of desire, sometimes to a place you're uncertain as to whether or not you want to be there at all.
Kevin: Wow, I just saw the most captivating man I've seen. I could barely break away from his eyes!
Danny: You better be careful, that guy could be a Gerald.
Kevin: What do you mean a Gerald?
Danny: *rolls eyes* Listen Kevin, no man can ever be that attractive, and not be a high risk for danger to the heart. Trust me, I've met enough of the Geralds in the world.
Kevin: Whatever Danny, those eyes are worth the risk. *Waves the Gerald over*
by Pimpin Lincoln April 6, 2021
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