Fart gamble

When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.

I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.

by jefeslifelesson August 06, 2017

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Declan Gamble

Very annoying Lil bitch
He's cute but very annoying

Oh did I mention he's annoying

Stop acting like Declan Gamble

by Amdw April 14, 2020

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lady gambling

Lady gambling is when a group of girl (aka hen party) go out and pick up random dudes. The winner is the one who picks up the dude with the biggest cock and Dan deliver proof the next morning.

The girls and I are going lady gambling, see you tomorrow morning.

by Yo Mark! February 10, 2018

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Murphy's Law of Gambling

"You can patronize the slots till Doomsday or buy any number of scratch-off tickets and never gain any significant winnings, but then just as soon as you stop playing, the very next player will win big."

Many an addicted gamer believes in Murphy's Law of Gambling, even though it is indeed :"all chance" and thus seldom actually works out that way.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

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Gambling Guardian

A person that introduces you to the casino and now you can't stop (because you're not a quitter).
Often someone who's quite into gambling themselves and helps you do it too.

"Shamus took me to the casino and taught me how to play huff n more puff on the slot machines, he's my Gambling Guardian"

by Foxish June 24, 2024

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