almond goggles 

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles

last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.

almond goggles by ken power September 5, 2007

Rhino Goggles 

similar to T-bag. You place your balls on the person's eyes so the penis looks like a horn.

Steve: Is that your dick? (looking at photo)
Rick: Yeah dude, I gave that girl Rhino goggles

Rhino Goggles by tydurden2000 January 25, 2009

Falcon Goggles 

1. Similar to beer goggles, except only experienced by male cadets at United States Air Force Academy. Has the effect of improving the sexual appeal of any women to a greater extent than any alcohol could ever hope to achieve. Squids and Rats may also experience a similar effect.

2. Makes things look better then they actually are.

When the effects of the alcohol wore off, and all the girls at the bar still looked the same, Cadet X realized he might be wearing Falcon Goggles.

Falcon Goggles by Cadet IHTFP April 15, 2011

Costa Rican Goggles 

When one places a female partner's generously proportioned breasts over the eyes, such that they rest upon the face like goggles or similar eyeware.

May be supplemented by a bronski (aka Motorboat).

Upon engaging in some provacative behavior with Albabe, Moltisanti decided to slide on a nice set of Costa Rican Goggles, smiling enthusiastically with his eyes cover by some fabulous New York Booooooobs.

Costa Rican Goggles by MafiosoMasterpiece September 8, 2009

Panda Goggles

Ejaculating on your partner's eye, right after having punched out the other eye. This will give the desired effect of one black and one white eye. Just like a panda!

Girl: "OW! What the hell are you doing?!"
*ejaculates on the other eye*
Guy: "PANDA GOGGLES!"

Panda Goggles by Mediokrates March 4, 2010

Mongolian Goggles 

When a man places his testicles over the eyes of a woman or someone incapacitated by alcohol for a sexual or joking purpose.

Frank was so wasted last night that when he passed out John gave him Mongolian Goggles.

Mongolian Goggles by Coitus Maximus January 28, 2009

glamour goggles 

Large, 70's inspired tinted glasses for men and women that have become ubiquitous in naughties popular culture.

"If I see one more person wearing glamour goggles i'm going to inflict some random soft tissue damage".

glamour goggles by sparksneon January 14, 2007