Furped

The PAINFUL combination of a fart and a burp

Hey? you feeling aight?
Nah man... i think i Furped...

by mhm..thatkid May 3, 2023

Fluped

When someone starts eating your goldfish and another person is eating your dog when smoking marijuana

Man my friends Fluped me
lets flupe sum tin whonge

by sum ting whonge June 10, 2024

Fupert

A fupert is an inverted penis in the fat upper penis area. It may look like a ring of wrinkly skin, but it’s just a sucked up penis in the fupal area.

I couldn’t have sex with him because he had a fupert and I couldn’t find his penis

by Trixiskatergirl August 23, 2025

fbpedopredator

suicidal pedo brodie

fbpedopredator dirty dirty

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

blond fused

Blond fused describes the confusion of a blond, natural or otherwise .

Sorry I missed your party, I was blond fused about the date.

by Irish eyes May 22, 2014

cool fused

related to a thing or event being extraordinary and amazing

"how was your trip?"
"it was pretty cool fused, man"

by charleston III June 13, 2017

Cunt-fused

Someone whose brain is totally misdirected either because of too much sex, or nowhere near enough sex.

Shti! She's so cunt-fused, she just told me that it's cowing like a pissing flat on a rain rock !!

by Bigbear469 July 23, 2018